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Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
What is Love?
Life is Beautiful
Beautiful Life
From: thiru.kalpa, 9 months ago
Life is Beautiful - A musical slideshow
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Friday, January 11, 2008
Final exams... Break a leg!"
You are rare flowers sprouting
up from the classroom floor as if it were
a desert after winter storms,
as if you were not terrified of being trampled
and no one noticing.
When you hand in writings
permeated with pain so deep it seems blood
must flood the pages,
the masks "teacher" and "student" fall away,
and it is simply you and I,
love clean as bleached bone."
You are rare flowers sprouting
up from the classroom floor as if it were
a desert after winter storms,
as if you were not terrified of being trampled
and no one noticing.
When you hand in writings
permeated with pain so deep it seems blood
must flood the pages,
the masks "teacher" and "student" fall away,
and it is simply you and I,
love clean as bleached bone."
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Question...Question...Question...???
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
drive?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid
contains real lemons?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height,
what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on
the headlights?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else"?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't
they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of its bottle?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
drive?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid
contains real lemons?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the
doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height,
what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on
the headlights?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
You know how most packages say "Open here"? What is the protocol if the
package says, "Open somewhere else"?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't
they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Science Jokes: Part I
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
Why do chemists like nitrates so much? What element do women use to get dates? What did the chemist say to a chic babe when he passed by her in his sports car? Where does one put the dishes? What does one do if one can't zwim? What happens when electrons lose their energy? What is Ba(Na)2 ? What is NaCl(aq), NaCl(aq), C C C C C C C ? What do you do when you find a dead chemist? What is the purpose of a doctor? What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
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